LMFAO,, thats funny ,, made my day for sureDon't see nutin' funy in dat ad Man. I sent for dat Maroooon lamp and it works just purfekt. I figerd it'd help me brush my teeff. It haz too pointy thangs that poke inta yer forhead, an' wen ya tern it on da 'lectricitee gos inta yer head and makes you grin jus lik dat der fella in the picshur. Then you hury up an brush yur teeff fass jus befur yur hol head gos inta dem dar convalushuns. Werks grat fer holloweenie too. All dat fomin' frum da mouth and yer hed shakin' really sceers da kiddys. Kind bothrs da wifey tho, I jus do it wen she's in da outhouse.