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Catholic Dog

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?'

Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.'

Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?'

Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?
 

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I told my wife and I actually used a little bit of the brogge to tell the tale my son. And I got a bit of a goot olt giggle from the Lass. Heh! Good one.

There was a blond on one side of the river just taking a leisurely stroll when she noticed her good friend walking along the shore on the opposite side.
The first blond yelled across and asked the second blond if she wanted to come over and have lunch.
The second blond looked up and down the river and finally yelled, but I can't see a way to get to the other side.
The first blond got very irrate and yelled. Now, that just takes the cake, you are a perfect example of why everyone makes a big joke at us Blonds.
The second Blond yells back, what the heck are you talking about? I see no way to get across to the other side!
The first blond yells again. That's exactly what I'm talking about ya dumb blond--you're already on the other side!!!! Mark L
 
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